Terms and Conditions

  1. The house is located ~5 miles from the Austin convention center. This means you can travel to SXSW via bike, public transit, or maybe you can grab an Uber? Free abundant parking at the house is available if you get a rental car.
  2. Free wifi. No wifi = what’s the point?
  3. Free continental breakfast. To make sure you’re getting your day off to a great start someone will be bringing you delicious breakfast tacos or donuts, perhaps both? They could possibly be vegan or gluten free. Thank you in advance for not being a pain about it.
  4. A spacious place to sleep. It won’t be glamorously outfitted as I rent it out the rest of the year, but you will definitely have a bed, air mattress, futon or cot – no floor! Also towels, soap and a big back yard for when you are not at parties to do your deep thinking or barbecuing in.

Decision on the winner will be made by the end of February (depending on the responses I get).

Limited time offer. I reserve the right to refuse any entry for any reason. Also, I may accept more than one entrant, so don’t worry if you are flying solo, that’s cool! You have my assurances that you will be in good company. 🙂 (I will be staying at the house, so I will screen everyone properly).

Winners must provide a valid driver’s license, be 21 years of age or older and have two or more personal references who can assure me you are not a world famous graffiti artist or some kind of serial murderer. No parties, no Austin locals, no additional overnight guests allowed (boys), no renting the space to others and absolutely NO PETS! Any damage made to the property will be your responsibility, intimidating legal mumbo jumbo goes here.

Please remember, you will be staying at my house as a special SXSW guest and I reserve the right to ask you to leave at any time in the event that you totally deserve it. In other words, c’mon be cool, man. Let’s have some fun!